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Laughter is a melody , a concert from the heart, a tickling by the angels, creative living art....... .

A good laugh is Sunshine in the house.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

Always forgive your enemies.  Nothing annoys them so much.

Born to hunt / golf/ fish / ski / forced to work.

I don't exaggerate.... I just remember big.

It is awfully important to know what is and what is not your business. -Gertrude Stein

Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Snore and you sleep alone.  -Anthony Burgess

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Never eat more than you can lift. -Miss Piggy

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.  -Carrie Snow

Nobody ever died of laughter.

People who never get carried away... should be

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

We are only here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.  -Will Rogers

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

 If you can laugh at it, you can live with it. --Erma Bombeck

The best blush to use is laughter: It will put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.  --Linda Knight

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song

Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'cross the kitchen floor
Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.
--Shel Silverstien

When I said "I Do" I didn't mean laundry.

When I said "I Do" I didn't mean dishes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him for the weekend.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

No day is so bad that it can't be fixed with chocolate.

Chocolate is my drug of choice.

Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out, but I can shut her up with chocolate.

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I'm not 40, I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.

Save the Earth~ it's the only known planet with coffee and chocolate. (substitute whatever you like in this one)

12 Step Chocoholics Program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.

Forget Love... I'd rather fall in Chocolate.

This house was clean yesterday... sorry you missed it.

I clean house every other day.   Today is not the other day.